Really, I swear my kitchen isn't always this much of a mess.
The time has come to start moving everything out of the cabinets so that we can tear out the cabinets.
Because we are doing the work ourselves and the remodel is such a large project, it's just going to be too long to depend on a hot plate or eating out for the entire time. Fortunately, I'll be able to set up a temporary kitchen in the garage. There is already a refrigerator out there, and we will move the stove out there. We have a whole wall of cabinets that I can move most of my stuff into.
Just don't show up and expect any gourmet meals.