Wanted: Tree Hugger who is up for a challenge. This might be this stickiest situation you have encountered. It could get prickly at times. If you like to get right to the point, this is the job for you. Multiple piercings okay.
We have these trees in our yard. They are honey locust trees, but Vern calls them the thorny bastards.
They need to be removed.
Vern has the thorn in his head to prove that.